A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday. How? The other beggar asked. First begger: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday. I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, and enjoyed the dinner.When the bill came, I said, I had no money.The Taj manager called the police man, and handed me over to him.I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow as a bribe, and he set me free.A wonderful example of financial management indeed.( Now don't get ideas !!)